A young scamp was born on the 4th of December 1987... The story goes that he gave his mother a hard time even as he entered the world... And when he got a spanking for it, he started crying... when he eventually stopped crying, he was back to making this world a difficult place to live in... His elder sister, who eventually realised that this 'baby' was getting outta hand decided to take the law into her own hands.. She figured that the only way to get him to shut up was to pin him down and stuff her hair in his mouth...
For some reason, the 'baby' found the thought of her pinning him down hilarious... What the baby lost out in strength, he made up in wit.. The baby figured that if he couldn't beat the sister, he might as well join her side.. So he tagged along with her wherever she went...
Somewhere along the way, a little imp decided to join the gang.... the little imp was a quick learner... a little too quick for my comfort... For instance, I remember owning my bike for a day... the next day it was his!!!
The imp was riding with one hand (without support wheels) before I could ride with two hands (even with support wheels!!) Before I could vote, he was chosen as the Chairperson of the gallivanting expeditions!!
I didn't feel threatened.. Not until he began claiming the trophies of all our exploits!! I mean come on, who made him President???
How did this imp manage to overtake me in my race to power, fame and GLORY??? As I was pondering on this, wisdom dawned... I figured that this lil imp had friends in high places... This imp had closer proximity to the powerful and the influential people (daddy and mummy) in the world than I did!!!
As time passed by, the imp began to receive the spotlight... The handsome 'cool' boy that I turned out to be was overshadowed by the "eternally cute and charming" imp whom I learnt to call - "lil bro". He was made the centre of attention as I was conveniently pushed to the side or made to blend in with the obscure background...
It was then I decided that I'd carry out my own private investigation on him... I was stunned by what I founf... This imp I called my brother was atually a multi-talented space ALIEN!! No wonder he was better than me!!
I published this information on my blog in a post entitled: "Story of my life - YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!" and I got sued for defamation!! Defamation!! Almost as if I was making up stories of my own!!
And that's how I landed up here!!
I PLEAD NOT GUILTY!!!
